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wannabe writer/comedian/terry gross #hamburgler

July 22, 2014 at 9:39pm
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these are so fuckin intense pls send me them

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

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if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

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redrunningfox said: 6, 9, 10.

6. (Favorite Band) I’m not into “bands” typically, but I’ll say Shakira, Pink Pony, and Paramore are my favorite artists.

9. (Tattoos you want) I love my Osage Shield (pictured below) but I think I want the insterstate/highway interchange around OKC on my hip. I also want a magnolia somewhere.

10. (Biggest Turn-ons) Sense of humor, geeking about something in front of me, and explorer’s personality.

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Anonymous said: I think you are one of the most admirable, adorable, and hilarious people I've ever had the privilege to befriend. Also, you give good hugs.

OMG! SO freaking nice

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1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

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Fairy World?


Scary World


You’re not that scary.


Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 


It burns! 


Fairy World?


Hairy World.


Dairy World?


Hairy World.


Oh, darn it!


you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

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July 21, 2014 at 7:16pm
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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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white twinks be like

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